08/01/2003   English German
  Edition # 45  
San Francisco, 08-01-2003

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Figure [1]: Funny clothing stickers

Michael Surely, you've also stared at a label in a piece of clothing before: "Ooh, Giorgio Armani...," wondering what it might have cost. "Ah, Prada!" The sweater may look like it's from a thrift store, but hey, it was surely expensive! Recently, in a magic shop in Las Vegas, I discovered something to put an end to this nonsense: sew-in labels with fabricated nonsense on them. One says "100% Pure Shit," another "100% Cow Dung." And I immediately sewed it by hand into the faux fur sweater that I've been wearing every day for years. It's just difficult to show the label to someone, but hey, humor comes from within...

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