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Michael When our dermatologist recently cut out a mole next to my hairline and left an astonishing big hole, she also handed me a sample package with some balm, and told me to apply it to the wound a few times a day. I followed the instructions to the letter and witnessed with surprise that the hole healed within a few days in such an amazing way so that I could hardly tell where it had been before.
"I'll be damned", I thought to myself, "that must be a new miracle balm, could it be, that after thousands of years of ongoing research in the field of balms and ointments, we're now all of a sudden lucky to witness a significant medical breakthrough?" It certainly seems like it, because when I recently fell off my skateboard, and routinely swiveled around in the air like a cat to land on all four paws, and suffered a bad scratch on the palm of my hand, I immediately applied the miracle balm to it when I got home. Three days later, the wound had healed perfectly without leaving a scar. This new killer ointment simply blows regular American balms like "Neosporen" right out of the water. It's called "Aquaphor" and it is not only recommended by leading dermatologists, but also by myself with my somewhat, erm, active lifestyle. Rumor has it that Aquaphor is made by a German company, well, what a surprise!
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